He hasn’t been back since the Rob Reiner “Roast,” but Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the perfect member of a roast dais. His entire life is a roast! Robert Smigel’s creation zeroed in on his weight, but Triumph had a whole litter of fat jokes:
- “I’m actually sorry to see you showed up tonight — I won’t be getting any table
- “You’re like Orson Welles, without all that genius baggage”
- “Even David Crosby thinks you’ve let yourself go!”
There’s so many wonderful Triumph jokes… for me to poop on.