Moisturizer: $1,250

We all know that self-care products tend to be pretty expensive… but.. c’mon, $1,250 for a moisturizer??? Even if I had this amount of money, I would never use it to buy a moisturizer… CeraVe Moisturizing Cream for both body and face is only $15.13 on Amazon, and it’s actually a good product (just look at its reviews).

But if you do have $1,250 and “nothing” to do with them, go on La Mer’s website. This brand is literally spreading dollars all over your body and face. According to their website, their signature Moisturizing Soft Cream is made with patented Miracle Broth and promises perfect skin. (Although we all know that there’s no such thing as perfect skin unless your a baby or a doll).